spcsnaptags:

wolvensnothere:

kurtiswiebe:

This perfectly summarizes why I love the Simpsons and hate Family Guy. 

Yup.

So this.

I watched that episode with my family and I could just feel how uncomfortable everyone was. Honestly, it was a really jarring, unpleasant episode.

Homer is a terrible dad. So is Peter. But Homer’s saving grace has always been that he tries—he’s bad at it and he fucks it up a lot, but he loves his family and he wants to be better than he is.

One of my favorite Homer moments is in “Diatribe of a Mad Housewife.” Tl;dr Marge writes a steamy romance novel starring herself and Ned, and when Homer finds out, he chases down Ned and, rather than attack him, asks him to teach him how to be a better husband.

There’s some part of his stupid self that wants to do better.

I never got that impression with Peter. Instead, the family has gotten more and more abusive towards Meg. It’s really unsettling for me when I started realizing that’s what happens sometimes in abusive families. Abusers sometimes single out one child to abuse, and quite often the other family members take the abuser’s side. After all, it’s easier to side with an abuser than to run the risk of becoming the target yourself.

There’s never really a point where it seems like Peter cares at all that his shitty behavior impacts his family. It actually seems to have gotten worse over the years. He expects everyone to clean up his messes because that’s always what happens; there’s really no reason for him not to be shitty.

And it’s easy to see how Meg is affected. She doesn’t have much of a character, really, because so much her screen time is devoted to being abused. The bits of character development all seem to hinge on her being this sad, neglected person who’s trying her best but never really gets any help from anyone. Quite the opposite; there have been a lot of episodes where her family sabotages any attempts to be herself.

It can be easy to forget how awful this behavior is when the only context is the show itself (frankly, everyone on Family Guy is kind of terrible). Seeing it played against the Simpsons, who are a flawed and dysfunctional but ultimately loving family, was painful to watch.

(Source: fyspringfield.com, via ocarina-of-internet-blog)

masktasticmasky:
“ ivyxaur:
“ fackinggluke:
“ ivyxaur:
“ I FUCKING SAW THIS AT WAL MART I CANT FUCKIGN TAKE IT IM STILL LAUHGING FU CK
”
not funny tho….
”
congratulations. by reblogging this post with 41 thousand notes and commenting “not funny...

masktasticmasky:

ivyxaur:

fackinggluke:

ivyxaur:

I FUCKING SAW THIS AT WAL MART I CANT FUCKIGN TAKE IT IM STILL LAUHGING FU CK

not funny tho….

congratulations. by reblogging this post with 41 thousand notes and commenting “not funny tho…”, you have successfully turned the tides of history. everybody is looking down solemnly at their computer keyboards, as millions of ants pour out of their fingernails. this post is no longer funny. the world has stopped spinning. a child cries as its parents turn into 4 foot tall spiders. a mother robin devours her young, the sun itself turning into a “no fun allowed” sign. are you proud of how much you’ve done. are you proud of your impact on society and the future of the world. your head dislocates from your body, your mouth devouring yourself inside out until you cease to exist. there is nothing. it is now funny. a chorus of screaming laughter erupts from the void.

That was an adventure from start to finish and as I imagined it I started laughing maliciously and enjoyed it

(via piecestothepuzzles)

abrokenraggedyman:
“ fuchsiaring:
“ a-weeping-angel-just:
“ disneytreblemaker:
“ miss-atomicbomb:
“ how the hell did he jump that high
”
he’s david tennantt that’s how
”
hes a timelord
timelords have springs in their feet
”
A wonderful thing is a...

abrokenraggedyman:

fuchsiaring:

a-weeping-angel-just:

disneytreblemaker:

miss-atomicbomb:

how the hell did he jump that high

he’s david tennantt that’s how

hes a timelord

timelords have springs in their feet

A wonderful thing is a Time Lord
A Time Lord is a wonderful thing
Their tops are made out of rubber
Their bottoms are made out of springs
They’re bouncy, bouncy, timey-wimey
fun, fun, fun, fun, fun
And the most wonderful thing about Time Lords is
I’m the only—

oh.

THAT LAST COMMENT I JUST DIED AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN CAN YOU NOT PLEASE THAT IS AMAZING YOU ARE AMAZING I LOVE YOU PLEASE NO 

(via the-science-of-teaduction)

nervoushiccup:

I feel like I, and many other tumblr users, are pretty much experiment 625 from Lilo and Stitch

image

he literally has all of the same powers as stitch

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He had potential to do something great. He saw what Stitch and all the other experiments were doing, but he was just like

hey

you know what sounds good

a sandwich

(via thelastofhiskindcenturion)

sovietcreepypasta:

sixpenceee:

Anatoli Bugorski might be the luckiest scientist of all time.

While poking around the machine, Bugorski stuck his head inside the accelerator and straight into the path of a proton beam.

As it coursed through his skull, the proton beam burned a hole through Bugorski’s brain. While it was painless, he said he was blinded by a flash “brighter than a thousand suns.”

After staggering away from the machine, the left side of his face swelled to enormous proportions. Later, the skin near the entry and exit wounds peeled away, and Bugorski lost hearing in his left ear. However, this Soviet survived his mind-blowing experience, perhaps because the proton beam was moving at nearly the speed of light.

Despite his good luck, Bugorski eventually lost every nerve in the left side of his face becoming partially paralyzed. The proton beam also damaged Bugorski’s mental capabilities, though not as badly as you might expect. Despite his handicap, Bugorski earned a PhD and is still alive today, proving that it takes a lot more than a proton beam to kill a Russian.

SOURCE

FOR A POST ON THE MAN WITH ALMOST NO BRAIN

This man is true Soviet.

(via museifushindoushugi)

jesus christ


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